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Monday, December 29, 2008
* I wanted to post this up two days ago. But i was very tired , therefore i stopped blogging & slept at 6.30am.*
Hello! Sorry if i were to "missing-in-action" for the next few days.
As I said, I took up 2 projects from Dad 2 days ago, and I got to clear them at one shot yesterday (till 3 am plus).
Now, It's 4.03am, and I have just finished the 4th one. One more to clear. (yes, I took up another 3 more banner projects.) & I got to tell you that it was terrible,made me so fed up over certain things.
As I said, I took up 2 projects from Dad 2 days ago, and I got to clear them at one shot yesterday (till 3 am plus).
Now, It's 4.03am, and I have just finished the 4th one. One more to clear. (yes, I took up another 3 more banner projects.) & I got to tell you that it was terrible,made me so fed up over certain things.
But I earned $** for each banner (consider it was sold to that particular company)
Well, I think it was pretty well Ba. :)
Okay. shall stop my whining.
Well, I think it was pretty well Ba. :)
Okay. shall stop my whining.
(completed the last one at 5.30am)
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(I thought the first pic funny. But Xue Fang said, it looks like my face is disfigured)
:(
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Alright, Here's some things that I want to share with all of you.
I'm sure you have heard alot of people (from China- inferring... from their accent?) called and said
"oh, you have won blah blah blah.. etc, can you please give me your bank account and etc?"
OR...
The latest version:
"MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" (& repeat and repeat and repeat and repeat the sentence continuously)
Well, I was wondering when or will I be "selected" and got a call from them?
I'm sure you have heard alot of people (from China- inferring... from their accent?) called and said
"oh, you have won blah blah blah.. etc, can you please give me your bank account and etc?"
OR...
The latest version:
"MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" (& repeat and repeat and repeat and repeat the sentence continuously)
Well, I was wondering when or will I be "selected" and got a call from them?
& recently, my mum's friend got a call from them.
So I discussed this issue with my brother.
We made out a lot examples for people like you to use.
Trust me. They are GOOD examples. You will shock them instead of the other way round.
IF You got a call like this:
"MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!"
Example 1:
"Okay! Enjoy yourself there!" (Then hang up the phone)
"玩得开心点! "
Example 2:
"Dinner is not fixed. Return home after you had your dinner okay?" (Then hang up the phone)
"我没煮晚餐， 吃了才回来!"
Example 3:
"Oh okay! Bye Bye!"
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One day, my house's phone rang, and I picked up the phone.
Me: "hello?"
Stranger: "喂？ 我是从XXX公司打来的。 在这来临的星期六， 本公司将举行在XXX一个展览会。希望您能来.."
(Hello? I'm calling from XXX company. We will be having an exhibition this coming Saturday. It will be held at XXX. I hope that you will be able to join us....)
*Please note that she spoke like she was going to pee- She spoke darn fast*
(wasn't paying attention, was quite shocked and didn't know what to do. But continue "playing" with her.)
Stranger: "请问我该怎么称呼您?"
(May I know how to address you?)
Me: 哦，我姓黄
(Oh, My surname is Wong)
Stranger: 噢，黄女士！ 您的名字是？
(Oh, Miss/Mdm Wong! What's your name then?)
*Pause the conversation for a while*
and then I continued...
Side note:
Crazy, You called me and Don't even know who am I?
Me: 黄佩芸
(Wong Pei Yun)
Stranger: 哦，您是20多岁吗？
(Are you 20 plus (age)?)
Me:对呀！
(oh yes!)
Stranger: 哦！您的声音听起来好年轻啊！
(You sound young!)
Me:是吗？哈哈
(Really?! haha! *laugh sarcastically*)
Stranger: 好的。希望您会来， 再见！
(Alright, I hope to see you there! Goodbye!)
Me: 好的。 再见！
(Okay, sure, Bye!)
I told my Brother about it.. & he gave me another example how to deal this kind of situation.
Which is...
Scream back:
"MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!" "MA MA!!! Someone kidnapped me! Help me!!"
"HUH HUH HUH!!!" (imitating the person- panicking)
"HAHA! Smart hor?!" (& gave me a weird/funny smile)
Haha! So I have given you 4 examples! In fact 5, if you counted mine as well.
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The next day. That lady called again. & This time round, my sister picked up the phone.
"Oh you looking for Wong Pei Yun is it?"
(Waved to her to show her the sign of - "PEI YUN"(I) NOT AROUND)
"Oh, She's not in"
"So, you are?"
"Me? I'm her daughter."
(Stared at her, *started to panic*)
Reason:
I'm twenty plus and I got a daughter who sounds so mature?
If I got a child & I'm twenty, It should be a baby luh -.-
HOW CAN I GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD (aged around 10) WHEN I'M 10?!
(Waved and jumped around like insane)
(Looked at me, and....)
SHE SIMPLY HANGED UP THE PHONE!!!!
(was laughing at her.. "Don't-know-how-to-continue" look)
Changed on the 12th of December 2008